FLUSH IT!

THE COPS ARE COMING. DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.

It's 2020. Toilet paper is worth more than gold, the shelves are empty, and people have completely lost their minds.

Unfortunately, you've been doing a little stockpiling yourself.

Okay, maybe more than a little.

Under the newly passed Emergency Sanitary Supplies Act, hoarding toilet paper is now a felony. Someone's tipped off the authorities, and the police are already on their way to your apartment.

You've got three minutes, 90 rolls of toilet paper, and one very unfortunate toilet.

There's only one thing left to do.

FLUSH IT!

FLUSH IT! is a ridiculous first-person arcade comedy about destroying an illegal mountain of toilet paper before the cops kick down your door.

Grab a roll, feed the loose end into the toilet, pull the handle, and watch the paper spin wildly off the roll as it's sucked down the drain.

Sounds easy, right?

Well, the tank needs time to refill, the pipes can only take so much, and that fancy quadruple-ply stuff isn't doing you any favors.

And don't forget the empty cardboard tubes. Those count as evidence, too.

HOW MUCH CAN YOU FLUSH?

• Grab, feed, and flush! Physically unravel toilet paper rolls into a functioning toilet.
• Keep the water flowing. Manage your tank, deal with clogs, and put that plunger to work.
• The Spool-O-Matic! Load up to five rolls and send them spinning toward their watery doom.
• Not all paper is created equal. From bargain single-ply to luxury quadruple-ply, jumbo rolls, and industrial-grade nightmares.
• Flush for points! Build combos, chase high scores, and hunt down special money and gold rolls.
• Beat the clock. The police aren't going to wait around while you finish in the bathroom.
• There's more to discover. New challenges, ridiculous surprises, and increasingly desperate attempts to stay out of jail.
• Original soundtrack. Frantic, funky music for an extremely stupid crime.
• Multiple languages. Play in one of 12 supported languages.

THE TROUBLE DOESN'T END THERE

Think you can handle 90 rolls in three minutes?

Good.

But don't get too comfortable.

The police are thorough, the apartment is full of surprises, and there's a lot more toilet paper than anyone should reasonably own.

Keep playing, unlock new challenges, and find out just how far this whole thing can go.

A MIDNIGHT DESKTOP GAME

FLUSH IT! is a short, silly, replayable arcade game about a very specific problem that absolutely did not need to become this complicated.

We hope you have as much fun playing it as we had coming up with it.

Remember: It's only a crime if they find the evidence.

Please don't actually try flushing entire rolls of toilet paper. Your plumber will hate you.

Developed by Midnight Desktop

Games for people who miss when computers felt mysterious.

https://midnight-desktop.itch.io/